Treat Your Face: Romantic rooftop Champagne sunset

A guy treats his face to a proper shave and romantic rooftop Champagne sunset. The perfect setting to confess his feelings and apologise for years of neglect, stubble-rash and those mutton-chops he tried that one time. After all, when you realise you want to spend the rest of your facial-grooming life with somebody, you want the rest of your facial-grooming life to start as soon as possible...

Take your face for granted? You shouldn’t. It’s super cool. It’s your wingman. It’s the first thing people see when they meet you. It’s your shop window. You should be treating it the way it deserves to be treated... like royalty.

Starring Ben Jones. And Ben Jones.

Treat Your Face Like Royalty Video Transcript

HEAD: This is silly.
ANDY: Shhh! OK, ready… open!
HEAD: What’s all this?
ANDY: For you.
HEAD: I don’t know what to say!
ANDY: I do… and it’s something I should’ve said a long time ago…
ANDY: I like you. I like that you get cold when it’s 23 degrees outside. I like that it takes you an hour and a half to eat a sandwich-
HEAD: Bit weird isn’t it, given my si-
ANDY: Shh. I’m being romantic.
HEAD: Sorry…
ANDY: …you’re the first person I want to see when I wake up in the morning. I mean I do, obviously, in the mirror, but I’ve never really seen you – know what I mean?
HEAD: Um, not really, but go on…
ANDY: I brought you here this evening because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your facial-grooming life with somebody, you want the rest of your facial-grooming life to start as soon as possible.
HEAD: Aww…
ANDY: Look, at the end of the day, I’m just a guy… kneeling in front of a giant version of his own head… asking him to love him.
HEAD: You had me at “put on this blindfold immediately and get in the car!”
ANDY: After all the neglect: the beards, goatees, stubble-rash …those mutton-chops!
ANDY: Every little missed patch of hair under my bottom lip: I’m going to treat you the way you deserve to be treated. Like royalty. Ruling over my face.
HEAD: I think it’s “reigning”.
ANDY: Is it raining? I hadn’t noticed…

ANDY: I’m King of the World!
WIFE: Andy?!
ANDY: Oh crap, it’s my wife!
WIFE: Andy?
ANDY: She is not going to understand this…
WIFE: Andy?

Treat your face like royalty.
King of Shaves