Treat Your Face: And other bits...

Tom spends some quality face-time with his face over a pint. And apologises for spending too much time with the other guys.

Take your face for granted? You shouldn’t. It’s super cool. It’s your wingman. It’s the first thing people see when they meet you. It’s your shop window. It’s your best mate, and it’ll always be there for you. You should treat it – and your other bits – the way they deserve to be treated. Right!

Starring TomSka.

Treat Your Face (and other bits) Right Video Transcript

TOM: Cheers.
TOM: …and what are you having?
HEAD: You know – that gets funnier every time you say it. I really hope you never stop.
TOM: You might regret saying that.
HEAD: Already do. Cheers!
TOM: Mmm…
HEAD: Lovely.
HEAD: So, what’s going on with you? Feel like I haven’t seen you in ages.
TOM: Well, it was that big, old, bushy beard wasn’t it?
HEAD: Yeah – what was her name again?
TOM: Very funny… No, I went a bit AWOL for a while, didn’t I, hidden behind that scraggly old thing. Don’t know what I was thinking…
HEAD: Well, doesn’t matter now – it’s good to be back. I was beginning to think you didn’t care about me.
TOM: That’s actually why I wanted you here today…
HEAD Oh yeah?
TOM: Yeah, you know – I realised something yesterday in the shower…
HEAD: Sounds sexy.
TOM: I’d just spent an hour working on my guns.
HEAD: Your arms?
TOM: No – my guns.
TOM: And I was shaving my chest and…down there, y’know…and I had a bit of epiphany.
HEAD: Sounds sexy.
TOM: I realised I spend so much time with those other guys and not enough with you… I want to change that.
HEAD: Oh, so the other guys aren’t joining us tonight?
TOM: No, they are, but I wanted to get you alone first. I wanted to say that… I’m sorry. Things are going to be better from now on. I’m going to take care of you.
That shave this morning, that was just the beginning.
HEAD: Oh, mate. C’mere…
HEAD: Oh – look, it’s the other guys.
TOM: Hey, guys.
TOM: Yeah. That’s my balls…
*Muffled talking*
HEAD: Oh yeah?
HEAD: Sounds sexy.

Treat your face (and other bits) right.
King of Shaves